February 2012
84 posts
Well don't I feel like a fucking moron..
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Replacements for 'Cool Story, Bro' →
the-absolute-funniest-posts:
Fascinating discourse, chum
Riveting fable, comrade
Intriguing anecdote, brethren
Perpetuating argument, colleague
Sweet saga, yo
Waste of time, jerk
Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy
Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one
Interesting intellect, imbecile
Trepidating bore, fetus
Ballin’ gossip, dawg
I shall use these..
6 tags
Ever wonder?
Why does each and every one of your photos have at least 10 likes? Sweetie it’s not because you have a pretty face. It’s because your tits are hanging out.
Tumblr'n drunk!
I looooooove you, maybe. I’m not to sure but I think I might. Maybe, not sure but I think I do. Oh crap, whAt? I don’t know!
5 tags
A cat with no legs
jennyxzheng:
Waddle on, you poor bby.
I would love this cat forever<3
“On a somewhat serious note today because of a conversation the other day:
I...”
– You Didn’t Thank Me For Punching You in the Face « Views from the Couch (via golden-notebook)
I posted this on facebook and my Uncle called it “A tad bit over the edge.” and I have been casually fuming ever since for some reason. 8/
(via emryssa)
Message me (1) thing you want to know about me.
“Maybe ever’body in the whole damn world is scared of each other.”
– John Steinbeck, Of Mice and Men (via languagemagic)
